Okay hi, before reading on, you've gotta promise me one thing. It is to make sure no adults read this. If you can promise me that, then feel free to continue.
Well, this is my private diary. Yes, I did say private, P-R-I-V-A-T-E.
Your inbox (edreaaaaa-@ymail.com)
Renee: EDWARD CULLEN'S PICTURE, HOT!!
Ethel: It's been long!
Kenneth: Need help? Click HERE!
Mom: Hi sweetheart
Gosh, Renee's one kid that's totally obsessed with Edward Cullen. I'm so gonna delete that junk mail from her...
Ooooohhhh, Ethel!
From: Ethel (ethelrocks@ymail.com)
To: Edrea (edreaaaaa-@ymail.com)
Subject: It's been long!
Edrea! It's been sooooooo loooong since we last talked!
I miss you soooooooo much! In fact, I almost lost your e-mail address! When are you coming to visit again? I can't wait to see you!
Love,
Ethel cousin:)
Certainly, it's been long dearest! I'll go visit you soon during the coming holidays. Take care till then!
Well, she's my best cousin ever, and she's living in the west of London while I'm living in the east of London, so we seldom meet. Okay, next mail's from Mom who is now in Australia...
From: Mom (lisazschech@lifehospital.com)
To: Edrea (edreaaaaa-@ymail.com)
Subject: Hi sweetheart
Hi sweetheart, how are you? I'll be coming back in a week's time, Dad too. I hope everything's fine with you. Isn't it great, darling? Tomorrow's end of school for you and you'll be able to play all you want! Besides, Dad and I have got some presents for you!
Love,
Mom and Dad (Your Dad was beside me all along).
Darn it, why are they coming back so fast!? And yeah, she said P-L-A-Y-A-L-L-I-W-A-N-T. But she'll never say that once she sees my results. Okay, I'm done for...
Oh wait, there's one more from Kenneth. I bet it's all junk, because all he tells me is about his Jesus. Gosh, my life's a total disaster, DISASTROUS!